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Pakistan Leaks - Funny, Romantic, Friendship SMS and Jokes
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SMS/Jokes

Har student ka sawal..

Hum jeete EK baar hai,

Marte EK baar hai,

Pyar EK baar hota hai,

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi baar hoti hai..
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TO ye EXAMS BAAR-BAAR KYUN ?

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Guys ye padh lena apke exams me
zaroor ayega…
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Ab Thanx bolkar rulaoge kya.. :

The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up

May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life’s Best Things For You!

It’s your birthday time again;
It’s true; there’s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I’m not lying. So for you,
the birthday person,
Here’s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday’s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday

I send across my best wishes to one of the best persons I know, who is like a best friend to me and has given me the best possible times in my life. Here's raising a toast for your Happy Birthday!

Height of innocence
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A small girl looks at her brother's
girlfriend
and asks innocently . .
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"Everyday u come to meet my
brother,
Don't u have your own brother? :P

Wo Shakhs Jannatti Hoga..
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Jo Jannat mein jaye ga!
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SUBHAN ALLAH!

Tusi beshak kisay Molvi kolon puch lo....:p

Plz Pora parhna:
"MAA" k Liay he?
Ik khubsurat rishty ka naam,
Maa k dam se hi kainat me rang he.
ye maa hi hai jo apne bachon ko subha uthati hai
aur kehti he k!
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Uth jao begherto 11 baj rahy hain,
kutto ki tarha pary soty rehty ho
Tumhary BAP
ki nokrani nahi hon,
jo tum sub ko alag alag nashta bana kar dongi.
Zindagi haram kar rakhi he
tum logo ne,
Kam k na kaj k dushman anaaj k

SORRY yaro..!
Aaj maa ghussy Main Hai....!:p;)

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