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Pakistan Leaks - Funny, Romantic, Friendship SMS and Jokes
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Urdu SMS

Jo aana chaho hazar rastay,
Na ana chaho! Tou uzr hazaron?
Mizaj barham, Taweel rasta, Barasti barish, kharab mosam!!
An Old Quote
"Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Usy Ghussy Ki Halat Men Dekho

"New Version"
Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Uska Inbox Check Krlo;)
Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,
Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,
Main Laut Aata Teri Simt Ek Lamhain main,
Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota.
Wo Kam Jo Aaj Tak Koi Na Kar Sake
Ek Machar Ne Kar Diya Khawateen Ko Sleeveless Sy Full Sleeves Pehanany Pe Majboor Kar Dia
Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi,
Meri Har Khushi tere Naam hogi,
Kuch Maang k to dekh a mere Dost,
Hontoon pay Hansi aur Hatheli pe Jaan Hogi
You Are My Best Friend. Wanna Proof? Shair Arz Kia Hai EK Main Aur EK Tu. . . . Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)
"Nadaan Logh Dolat K Liye Dil Ka Chain Luta Detay Hain! Or! "Danish Mand Dil K Chain K Liye Dolat Luta Detay Hain..
A best frnd is 1 who says:-
"Wo teri kismat me nahi, Yaar usse Bhul Ja."
But
a True friend is 1who says:-"Tu padhai pe dhyan de,ghar se utha layenge usko to..." tum kaun se ho?
3.Baten yad rakhna..
1.Kisi ki sharafat ko uski buzdli na smjna.
2.Kisi ki sachai ko uski bewakofi na smjna.
3.Kisi ke khulos ko kbi time pas na samjna.
Barish ka qatra seepi or sanp dono k muu mein girta hey
jab k sanp usay zeher bana deta hay,
or seepi usay moti,
Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhleeq.
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