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Pakistan Leaks - Funny, Romantic, Friendship SMS and Jokes
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Height of innocence
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A small girl looks at her brother's
girlfriend
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"Everyday u come to meet my
brother,
Don't u have your own brother? :P

1 Buzrg Se Ksi Ne Pocha

Ap Hmesha Niche Q Beth'te Hain

Qurban jaen us Bzurg pr

Unho Ne Bht Khobsurat aur mukhtasir sa Jawab Dia:
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Na Dasda.. :D

Do larkiyon ki larai ho rhi thi.

1st girl:
Mai tmhain ek thapar maro to tm 'UK' ja k giro gi.

2nd girl:
Mai tmhain ek thapar maro to tm 'USA' ja k giro gi.

Pas se ek baba guzar rha tha.
Wo bola:
Nee teeyo ek poli ji muki meno v maar deyo mai naal dy pind jana aa..B-):-P:-D

Studnt:
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?

Sir:
Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi ttheek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hai...:;)

Pathan apni wife ko I LOVE U bolta R gir jata.
I LOVE U bolta R gir jata.
Wife:what R U doing khan?
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Pthan:I'm faling in love:p;):)

Universal law of Love:

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

First law of Love:

" A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

Second law of Love:

" The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

Third law of Love:

" The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping. "


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