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Pakistan Leaks - Funny, Romantic, Friendship SMS and Jokes
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Exams SMS

Har student ka sawal..

Hum jeete EK baar hai,

Marte EK baar hai,

Pyar EK baar hota hai,

Aur shaadi bhi EK hi baar hoti hai..
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TO ye EXAMS BAAR-BAAR KYUN ?

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Guys ye padh lena apke exams me
zaroor ayega…
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Ab Thanx bolkar rulaoge kya.. :

The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up

A last ball six
A last ball wkt
A last min goal
A last min move often wins d game.
thats why
"WE"
r stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam:-)
Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
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Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o
Special yoga for highly stressed students
sit on your chair bend your head back
close your eyes slowly completely relex & say
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Bhad me gayi degree...........
Ocean level syllabus.
Mountain level teaching.
Bucket level we study.
Mug level we answer.
Marks comes in drops.
Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o

Exams r near
At d paper u stare
The answer is nowhere
It makes u pull ur hair
Grades r not fair
But just lik d past 15 yrs
We don't care!
Best of luck!

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